Last updated 6-28-2022
She's a frendy tucker;
She shouldn't be wearing hip-huggers but she is!
Torturing that denim,
Making all the guys who pass say, "Gee whiz..."
CHORUS:
You think that you're so hot, you think that you're so cool,
But if you're a frendy tucker then you're nothin' but a fool.
Think for yourself, don't let them tell you what to do!
One day you'll realize that you've got to be you.
He's a frendy tucker;
You could fit another tucker inside of those jeans!
And the sideburns are so '70s,
Might have inherited them from his daddy's genes...
CHORUS
Laugh at the frendy tuckers;
But spare them some of your sympathy!
They're oh so superficial,
But they could still become human potentially.
CHORUS:
You think that you're so hot, you think that you're so cool,
But if you're a frendy tucker then you're nothin' but a fool.
Think for yourself, don't let them tell you what to do!
One day you'll realize that you've got to be you.
Don't be like them; be like yourself.
In the end, you'll find you can count on no one else.
Fashion is a joke, taste is subjective,
And following along is just no way to live.
Don't be a frendy tucker,
Don't be a frendy tucker,
Don't be a trendy fu-
